definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
3 2 1 whiskey
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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