i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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