I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Can I color on your dick again?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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