Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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