I want to walk on stilts...naked
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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