she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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