call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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