Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I party with great urgency now.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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