I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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