you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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