Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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