Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Sorry about my life...
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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