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Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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