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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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