I think I just saw someone hide a body.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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