at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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