just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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