Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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