what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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