Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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