hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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