My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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