So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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