whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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