Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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