As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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