so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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