Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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