She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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