4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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