Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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