It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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