ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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