This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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