Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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