Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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