Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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