I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
These tits shall not be calmed
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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