Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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