I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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