erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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