Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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