this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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