Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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