I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Panties = found
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
