No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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