how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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