Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
i out mim tonsoeep
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