Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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