i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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