I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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