I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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