The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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