i think i have herpe
just one?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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