Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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